Who's that girl? We can't see or hear her! Madge's Flop Concert

According to thelondonpaper 3000 people complained at Madonna's Wembley stadium gig this week.
Angry fans walked out because of poor sound quality in the seated areas and those in the standing area (a none tiered football pitch) simply couldn't see.
There's no denying from the pictures in the press that Madonna looked excellent, however hardly anyone at the concert could tell because they could not see her. The big screens at either side of the stage, normally designed to aid those that don't have a good view of the stage, were too low down and still obscured by the hundreds of heads in front of anyone stood on the pitch.
The queen of pop came on stage 40 minutes late causing the concert to run on meaning that hundreds of fans missed their last tube. Wembley Park tube station was being controlled by police because of the crush for tube trains when people tried to leave the concert.
Angry fans were over heard saying "I've just paid £90 for a Sh*t concert".
Madonna performed La isla bonita in the same style as she had done at Live Earth AND her previous tour confessions tour. She also performed her recent hit "4 minutes" in the same style as her recent appearance at Radio One's Big Weekend. Fans felt she had put no effort into the concert, only performing one night in the capital at an over sized venue. Dan from Blackpool, who traveled down especially, said he'd been a Madonna fan for over 10 years but would never attend another of her concerts after Thursday nights poor effort.
Some fans even suggested that Madonna might need to think about abdicating.
Anyone got any ideas about who she might be able to hand over the crown to?